No day but today

catchymemes:

gleep-glorp-bobcat:

empathviv:

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

presidentalpaca:

animentality:

demilypyro:

inkthecryptid:

inkthecryptid:

demilypyro:

Warning for cis men: if a trans woman invites you to play dungeons and dragons do NOT accept. She is attempting to induct you into her coven, and likely infect you with cooties

Out of my way loser I’m boutta get it

I am no longer a cis man

thefirstanomally:

were–ralph:

flizaa:

were–ralph:

once-a-polecat:

neuronary:

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

Originally posted by edg3ydaddies

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

despazito:

despazito:

Young people and old people’s complacency and acceptance of autoplay terrifies me if I’m finished a video and another begins playing THAT I DIDN’T CHOOSE I’m already loading my gun

Science needs to put me in a brain scanner so they can see the Evil Lobe light up whenever Im fed an autoplay video or unskippable ad

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

I bet you guys don’t even remember Paul

I’ll never forget my son

thesevenumbrellas:

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

child-of-thanos:

geraltzrivii:

geraltzrivii:

70s tumblr would be like

guys if you pretend to be gay you can dodge the draft

whos pretending

What the fuck